Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.
Poop fell off the earth.
π What is as old as the earth π and new every month? The moon.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! ππ₯ͺπ
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
π¨π§π»βπ¦° day was that good fun day at home π . I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home π . Was your birthday π? I did.
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth human and the earth earth is a good earth π was that what time do for dinner π½ night night love π night night fun day and dinner π΄ night night fun day home π‘ night is it a great π home π‘ was the day I love π
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because itβs a little meteor.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth π?
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home π‘? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.