Earliness jokes
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
Iβm rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, Iβve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
Memes
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
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Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Memes
I'm glad we in school now
FUCK YEA
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My mom after she has had enough of us
happy early valentines day everyone lmao
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VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Community
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The "Australians' Era," which ran from late 2021 into early 2023. The site operated differently back then. All the original members from that period have left now. We were a specific kind of immature, young crowd that was pretty active. We had a lot of community, both good and bad. It was a time of low-quality jokes, drama and high energy.
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WE WERE SO FUCKING CLOSE TO LEAVING EARLY IM SO MAD
Pretty crazy to watch the American government collapsing in real time like this.
I wish the internet existed the way it did in the early 2000s during the Soviet union. I'd love to read message boards describing what people thought 5-10 years before the whole thing broke down.
And then the aftermath of people picking at the corpse and becoming absurdly wealthy after scooping up those state assets.
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