Earliness jokes

I’m rather relaxed about death.

From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

Timmy has 5 apples.

His train is 7 minutes early.

Calculate the mass of the sun.

Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?

Why did Stephen die so early?

He didn't use long lasting batteries.

Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.

He was fired from his job.

Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Groupings.

Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdf

Dear Grad Parents, Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear. There will be more information to follow in the coming days. Thank you.

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Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!