Speedy jokes

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?

"Never mind, it's too fast."

Speed.

How fast does 173 move?

Breakneck speeds!

If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"