Speedy jokes

One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"

Speed.

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

How fast does 173 move?

Breakneck speeds!

If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?

"Never mind, it's too fast."