How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.