Eagle jokes
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Egg?
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.