Eagle

Eagle Jokes

How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?

Because they both have eyes.

I was walking in the forest with my gf.

I had a Desert Eagle for protection.

A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.

They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.

Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?