How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
I was walking in the forrest with my gf I had a desert eagle for protection A bear jumped out of the bushes one shot was enough to put my gf down and it gave me enough time to run away
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagleastic band!
What time is it when you get home can you walk me home and get home and I can walk you home and walk home
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚘? A magic car 🚗 can fly and a human can not fly
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
why are bald eagles bald? because you're bald!!
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle. Did you know that Bald People have an endless forehead.
Where do Eagles send their childrens to study? The Alpha birds
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why is the bald eagle bald?
because it has no hair
it has feathers. LOL
What do you get when you cross a eagle with a lion? A grifen
What bird doesn’t need a comb
bald eagles
What is a school shooter's favorite animal??
A Desert Eagle
