Nest jokes
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Bald Eagle.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
