Dying jokes
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
One time there was a squirrel who died.
It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. 𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓭𝓲𝓮.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.