Dying jokes
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good night, Mamah."
"Good bye, Papa."
The next day her papa died.
He heard her saying them a month later.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good night, Dad."
"Good bye, Mamah."
The next day her mamah died.
Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.
"Good night, Mom."
"Good bye, Dad."
The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.