Quacker jokes
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
A duck walks into a bar. The duck says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No." Then the duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "NO!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No, and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any nails?" The bartender says, "No." The duck says, "Well then, bartender, got any bread?"
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.