What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.🦆🍲😋😂
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gague shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun, he said "your crazy!", I responded "quackers"
What can a duck eat for a snack saltine quackers.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck? Polly want a quacker.
Worst joke ever.
