Quacker jokes
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.