Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
why did the boy drop his ice cream.....he got hit my a bus.
Why do japenees people hate I phones because there scared that American air drop will fall on it
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy DROPPING HITS
What's do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE”
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the MIC DROP was too high
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex wait for her to drop on a bomb on you.
Mommy why is my name brick??? mom: When you were a little baby a feather dropped on your head. mommy why is my name rose??? mom: When you were a little baby a feather dropped on your head. Brick walks in "blagudnunag"
How do u name a Chinese person? You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
How do Asians name there kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
How do Chinese parents name their children? Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing,Bong,Dong
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke. KA-DOOM-CHA
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
How do Chinese people name their children? They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Question; What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"? Answer; After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Now from the top, make it drop, thats a wap thats a wap
