How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex wait for her to drop on a bomb on you.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the MIC DROP was too high
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy DROPPING HITS
What's do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the BEET
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE”
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
How do Chinese parents name their children? Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing,Bong,Dong
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke. KA-DOOM-CHA
A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flyin around about six inches above the water. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal.”
There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal.”
There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal.”
There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal.”
There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal.”
Then it all happened
The fly dropped six inches
The fish came up and caught the fly
The bear came out and caught the fish
The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich
The mouse went for the sandwich
The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond
The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.
How do Chinese people name their children? They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Question; What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"? Answer; After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Now from the top, make it drop, thats a wap thats a wap
I dropped my phone but it’s on airplane mode
one day, the milkman came to drop off milk. The boy asked the milkman, do you know where my dad is. The milkman replies, I am your dad, then runs off like batman
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS
