Drive jokes
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
KSI driving ability.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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