Drink jokes
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
bro i found disney- modern alice in wonerland
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.