Drink jokes

Why can't I drink tea??

Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

His favorite drink was his dribble.

A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"

Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.

Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.

Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.

My life is like... the shoe rack-

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

How do rappers like their coffee?

With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.

How does a rapper make tea?

He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.

What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.

"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."

-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food

What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?

Answer: fire.

Why drink water and not bleach?

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

Champagne