Drink jokes
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
Better to drink until you wave it off than to wave it down.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
His favorite drink was his dribble.