What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
Champagne
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
Blake drinks Coke.
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
