What is an army members top drink?
WARter
Whats a boxers favourite drink? A punch🥤🥤
I Drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
You go up to a bar and say hi he doesn’t look at you you keep saying hi he says what then you realize that he is the one that u stole his lady from but then he doesn’t give you any drink you say why he screams at you and then says YOUR FIVE
A TWELVE VOLT BATTERY walks into a tavern and orders a drink.The bartender serves him , and comments now don't start anything .
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop Cop: ma'am have you been drink Lady: no officer Cop: what's that in your cup then ma'am Lady: just water officer Cop: looks like wine to me Lady: oh my god Jesus did it again
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq I never had kids
i like my coffe like i like my wamem
big tits
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
the coffee was getting mugged so it called 911
What goes in small and soft And comes out big and hard A tea bag
What do you call it when your dead because of that one drink in Panera bread? Panera dead
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea
A Chicken walks into a Bar.
He Orders Dr. Pepper
He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.
People are like taquila glasses
you gotta shoot them down fast
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
got fired from the bank yesterday
they caught me drinking on the job
