why does michael jackson like doge miner? he thinks its about minors dressed in doge costumes
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
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I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover
Joker gives batman a phone thomas:uhh son we need to talk... about the uhh dressing up. martha:hello dearie brucie is it ok if you visit me when you go to jokers house
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved...and shot her.
Boyscout.. - a kid who dressed like an idiot.. - An idiot who dressed like a kid
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
So a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on; Doctor: "so your wife she is paralyzed from the neck down" and as the doctor goes he says all the things the man must do for her like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says " why, WHY ME!" Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the mans ear and says " I'm just fuckin with u she's DEAD!"
what is another name for a serial rapist? short dress enthusiast
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress...ewww!" "Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's there last holiday for them but at least there still hanging on...
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners
The lady says, "Come Again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
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Why is a tomato red. Because it saw the ranch dressing
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
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What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange A black Woman dressed for church
Love that dress, it would look much better on my floor though.
