What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
Downing Jokes
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
