Downing jokes

Little Johnny went to school and right before class started, he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his teacher told him to put on his pants and go to the office. The principal asked him what he did, so he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Then the principal called his mom. The mom got there and took little Johnny home.

They got in the car, and his mother asked, "Johnny, what did you do this time?" So Johnny pulled his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Once they got home, his dad was off work and heard that Johnny was coming home early from school. Once again he asked Johnny what he did. Johnny pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his dad was surprised, so his dad pulled down his pants and said, "Big whale, big whale."

A man who drinks a lot is told by his wife that if he ever gets drunk again she will leave him.

Later, the man goes to a pub and drinks a lot and throws up all down his jacket. 'Oh no,' he says to his friend, 'if I go home like this again, my wife will leave me.' 'Don't worry,' his friend says. 'Put a £20 note in your jacket pocket. When your wife challenges you, produce the money and say another man threw up on you and gave you the £20 note for the dry cleaning.' 'Brilliant!' the man says and goes home. He walks through his front door and his wife sees him. She is furious. 'No no,' the man says, producing the money from his inside pocket. 'A man threw up on me and gave me £20 for the dry cleaning.' 'What's the other £20 note for?' asks his wife. 'Ah, that's from the man who shat in my pants.....'

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!

What number is better; 46 or 47?

I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.

What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?

Nothing, he had no friends.

One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.

How do Asian parents name their baby?

They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.

What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲

Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️

Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮

What bounces up and down at 100mph?

A baby tied to the back of a truck.

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?

The final countdown.

How do you get an emo down from a tree?

Cut the rope!

Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

How do u make a sausage roll?

Push it down the hill.🍆