Downing Jokes

*titanic was sinking* Passenger: hey captain how far way are we Captain: two miles Passenger: which way are we going? Captain: down

An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"

I went to the store and bought minecraft java edition I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played minecraft.

In Denver, the members of a Sunday­-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths. One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post