Downing jokes
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
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The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
I always hated being born a Catholic as a kid. The way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over, and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church. I was always thinking, “For God’s sake, just pick a position and fuck me!”
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.