DoS Jokes

what do u call a flat chested emo? a cutting board

What do KFC and pussy have in common? Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the bone in.

What do you find in jeffrey dahmer's shower

Heads and shoulders

I would roast you but the mirrors do when you look at them

what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?

an rcxd (remote control explosive)

What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?

A paintball

Why do orphans wanna be a criminal? So that they can be wanted.

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What do you call 4 mexicans stuck in quick sand?

Quatro Sinco.

What do you call a gay barbeque?

LGTBBQ

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. They boy turns to the man and says, “Hey mister its getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?” So the man says: “How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"

What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns

The suicide squad

What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!

How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.

Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee, his dad sees this and says "i saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies "i don't care, i don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says " i saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little johnny replies "I don't care, i don't like butter anyway." Both little johnny and his dad go in for dinner, johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. little johnny looks and smiles and says "do you want to tell her or should i?"