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When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band? "Juan Direction."
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
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What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
Why do orphans love boomerangs??
Because they come back
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Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
3 blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke , each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer. So the angel begins telling them the joke, one of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laugjhs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said ''this is the last step if you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass. The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, ''What do you ca..'' out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. ''Why are you laughing I haven't even finished the joke yet''? The blonde replies '' I just got the first joke''.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm. Optimistic
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
How do you help a constipated person?
U scare the shit out of them
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
The only thing I do straight is vodka
