DoS jokes
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
Memes
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"