DoS jokes
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Memes
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏