DoS

DoS jokes

Ballerina

Why do ballerinas wear tutus?

The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.

Suicide

A hot girl wants to commit suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly, smelly, homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says, "Hey you hot babe, let's fuck." She just answers, "Get the fuck away you ugly bastard." The guy just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

Memes

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because dad never came back with the milk.

Mind

Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.

Aid

What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?

Nut in the butt.

Apple

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.

if you throw it hard enough.

Prostitution

Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"

Woman: "Sure."

Man: "How about for ten dollars?"

Woman: "What do you think I am?"

Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."

Feminist

What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.

Emo

What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?

Tropical depressions.

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.