DoS jokes
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
Memes
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."