DoS jokes
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Memes
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.