How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die?
Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: The highway.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: I don't know, my mom says that's where all the accidents happen.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
