What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?
Three. The first holds the ladder, the second one holds the lightbulb, and the third one spins the ladder.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
