What do u call a group of depressed kids
Suicide squad
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true and then the person is a victim for sure.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head
because there recording
If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?
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What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat
why do Indians hate snow
because its white and all over there land
Why do orphans like to play gta?
Because its the only time they are wanted
Home Covid Test.
1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.
2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.
3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.
Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.
I am so nervous.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
What did the cake say to the fork?
Do you want a piece of me!!!
Where do you buy a dishwasher. Hot singles in your area
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff...
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What do you think is going through kids heads during school shootings. Bullets
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