What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.
