DoS jokes
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
How do you make a fruit punch?
You give it a pair of boxing gloves.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
Memes
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.