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Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms? Because everything they do is in vein Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
What do you call someone with a pindie spot
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what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back
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Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually I shouldn't spread it.
why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?....a busted nut.
- What do you call a feminine cow
-A dairy queen
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, "Jill do you wanna?" Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son
What do you call Stephen HAawking on fire
Hot wheels
Where do suicide bombers go?...Everywhere.
What do you call a dog with no legs...
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do gay men like cocks? 🍦🍦 🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex? A microtransaction.
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
seizure salad
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm and I asked her what she was doing and she answered "Oh I had to buy you so I don't steal you"
Why do orphans rob banks? Because they wanna feel wanted.
