When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point. The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?Because he can ́t do stand up.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip
What do u call a white person having a seizure
A vanilla shake
What do you call a dead parrot ? Polygon
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed
Sing raindrops keep falling on my head
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now
How do you know when Helen Keller is home? Answer; When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
I was gonna walk up to a emo and say do you get jealous when your phone dies
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten-tickles.
Police: Where Do You Live? Blonde: With My Parents Police: Where Does Your Parents Live? Blonde: With Me Police: Where Do You All Live? Blonde: Together Police: Where Is Your House? Blonde: Next To My Neighbors House Police: Where Is Your Neighbors House? Blonde: If I Tell You, You Won't Believe Me. Police: Tell Me. Blonde: Next To My House.
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don't spit.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing let them wait for their parents.
