Dont jokes

Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.

Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?

Because they weren't even wanted.

You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!

D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!

Me: My therapist says I need those to live.

D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?

B: Why?

A: Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Not Sally.

Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?

B: I don't know, why?

A: Because Sally was driving the car.

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

Don't crack this joke up!

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?

Because they don't have homes.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Why do most orphans cook for themselves?

They don't have a home cook.

They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Why can't orphans go on field trips?

They don't have anybody to sign the form.

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.

"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"