Dont jokes
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.