You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Dont Jokes
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Don't crack this joke up!
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
