Dont jokes
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Memes
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
Don't crack this joke up!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.