Dont jokes

OMG, you wanna hear a joke?

Nah, I don't care.

You know what they call pineapples in Paris?

I don't know, what?

Anus.

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.

Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

They taste funny.

Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.

I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...

Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?

A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?

I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.

When you're in a cage But it's not real!

Being in a cage But you have the key.

Being in a cage But nobody sees you.

Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.

Living and realizing you've been born into one.

Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.

But you can't live without them.

The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.

I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.

My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."

Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.

Girlfriend: No.

Boyfriend: Why?

Girlfriend: Because you want sex.

Boyfriend: No, I don't.

NEXT MINUTE

The man could hear banging.

Why can't orphans open a website?

Because they don't have a home page.