Dont jokes
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
No, I don't want to.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.