Don't-know jokes

What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"

Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."

What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

I don't know.

Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is!

What’s the difference between a school and an ISIS hideout?

I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Poor Bubba got burnt up so bad in a house fire that the coroner needed someone to identify the body. So Bubba's two best friends (the three were inseparable) agreed. The first friend said, "Hard to tell, can you turn him over?" The coroner looked perplexed but did so. "Nope, that's not Bubba." The second friend said, "He's burnt up pretty bad, can you roll him over again?" The coroner didn't understand but rolled him over anyway. "Nope, that's not him." Pretty confused, the coroner asked, "How can you tell it's not him by rolling him over?" "Well, you see, Bubba had two assholes." "Impossible," the coroner replied. The friends said, "I don't know, but every time we went to town, everyone would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"

A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,

"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"

The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"

The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"

The school shooter: "I don't know."

The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."

Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?

Because they don't know who's Homer.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't know where home is.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?

I don't know, I can never see them.

Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.