Don't-know jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.