Don't-know jokes

Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.

Q: Can orphans hit a home run?

A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.

Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."

Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."

A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.

One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."

Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."

Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"

All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"

The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."

Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?

They don't know what a house is.

I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."

What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

I don't know... I just fly the drone.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't know who to call daddy.

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."

What did the blind kid get for his birthday?

I don't know, he still didn't look.

Bestfriend @3am: I love you.

Me: Love you too.

*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*

I don't know if this is funny.

Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"

Friend: "I don't know."

Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.