Don't-know jokes
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
I will not stop the Hazbin Hotel/HB memes!
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.