Don't-know jokes
A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"
The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.
"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"
"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
I don’t know what to call this chat.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Damn it I discovered digital art. Made this for my laptop lockscreen 😂 I drew the panda btw
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I wrote a joke on MH370… but I don’t know where it went.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!