Don't-know jokes

Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know what home is.

Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?

Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.

Farmer's Wife: Why?

Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.

So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?

They don't know what a house is.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."

What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.

Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says, “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies, “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies, “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent, and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, “Ok, now what?”

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Man: I must confess, Father.

Priest: What are you here to confess?

Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.

Priest: And what happened to your son?

Man: He said a man raped him.

Priest: When and where did this happen?

Man: A local church. I don't know which one.

Priest: ...By whom?

Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.

Priest: ...Shit

Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Queen.

Queen who?

You don't know the queen? You're crazy!

Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday? They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.

What do you call an orphan with parents?

I don't know... what?

Kidnapped. :)

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

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