Don't-know jokes
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Am I the only one here?
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.