Don't-know jokes
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.