Don't-know jokes

In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.

Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?

P2: I don't know.

P1: Wow, you sick fuck!

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.

So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...

Why do orphans have phones?

Because they don't know how to call home.

Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.

A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"

The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."

The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why aren't orphans good at poker?

Because they don't know what a "full home" is!

You know what they call pineapples in Paris?

I don't know, what?

Anus.

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

Why do orphans hate baseball?

They don’t know what home base is.

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.

Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?

What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.

P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

What's your favorite type of flour?

Don't know.

Mines self-raising.

Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?

They don’t know what home is.