Don't-know jokes
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Memes
Am I the only one here?
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.