Don't-know jokes
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Am I the only one here?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."