Don't-know jokes
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Am I the only one here?
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?