Dog jokes

What do dogs eat? Dog food.

What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?

His Boba Pet.

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.

What did one dog say to another dog? I love you.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?

What do you call a dog with no tail?

A tail-less dog.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him for a drag.

Dad fucked Mom.

Mom fucked son.

Son fucked sister.

Sister fucked dog.

Dog fucked cat.

Cat fucked bird.

Bird fucked fish.

Fish fucked Dad.

Dad really liked it!

What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?

A Chihuahua.

Black dog is gay.

Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?

Dog toys are getting out of control.

My mum's dog has a round bison bone.

Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.

How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.

Why do you stink?

Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

What da dog doin'?

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.

Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?

Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!