Dog

Dog jokes

Pet

What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?

His Boba Pet.

Difference

What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐢 night and dinner 🍴 night I love πŸ’• it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.

Memes

Drag

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him for a drag.

Sex

Dad fucked Mom.

Mom fucked son.

Son fucked sister.

Sister fucked dog.

Dog fucked cat.

Cat fucked bird.

Bird fucked fish.

Fish fucked Dad.

Dad really liked it!

Shooter

How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?

Tell him you don’t believe in dog.

Orphanage

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

Donkey

A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.

Difference

What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Period

Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?

Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?

Hot Dog

If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?

"Ghost Musterd."