What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
When My do starts to bark he starts to get ruff
A family had a very disobedient dog. it would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
A girl said she liked dogs, I called her a bitch
My dog has no nose How does he smell Terrible
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why did I shoot my dog
bcuz it pissed me offff ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha 👌👌😎
So this guy right, he has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog. About 2 weeks after he loses everything he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "what do you mean by 'blowing chunks' ?" says the boss. The man replies with, " Chunks is the name of my dog..."
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the cat ran across the road when the car swerved it killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut, the cat survived it all, the cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car... the cat still died why? It had a Catastrophic Catcident
My Friend made a joke about a dog I said it was a RUFF joke
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What did the mongol say to his dog? Down syndrome!
Meow meow I'm a dog said the sped kid
How do u know an abo robbed ur house? The bins empty and the dogs pregnant
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What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
What do women and dog turns have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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Did you know that dogs started the street Craps game?
