My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
Why did I shoot my dog?
Because it pissed me offff! Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! 👌👌😎
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
The cat ran across the road when the car swerved. It killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut. The cat survived it all. The cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car...
The cat still died, why?
It had a Catastrophic Catcident.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
What do women and dog turns have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What did the bus say to the mail? Dog
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
What did the mongol say to his dog? Down syndrome!
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
