DOE jokes
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
If life is a joke, does that make school shootings the punchline?
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.