Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.