How many cops does it take to change a light bulb.
None they all beat the room for being black
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. 24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back. 31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian? Poke me mon.
😳 🤔 What does BLM stand for? ✒ Black Lust Matters
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. 😈😈
what do a turtle and a pedophile have in common they both try to get there before the hair does.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common? Miss by few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What does an eighty year old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty year old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
why does every emo kid try to be like tarzan? so they can swing on the vine
What does the Fox say ? Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow
Where does a black Eskimo live? In a Nigglu
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.
How many redheads does it take to change lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
