DOE jokes
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.
Where does a girl with one leg work?
IHOP.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
Little Johnny was watching TV when he heard the TV say "bitch" and "bastard." He went over to his dad and said, "What is a bitch and bastard?" His dad looked at him surprised and said, "A bitch is a female, a bastard is a mailman." Johnny went back to the TV and heard them say "ass" and "shit," so he goes back to his dad and asks, "What shit and ass mean?" His dad says, "A shit is shaving cream like what I'm putting on my face, and ass is a coat, why don't you bug your mom?" Johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say "fuck," so Johnny goes over to his mom and says to her, "What does fuck mean, mom?" She looks over at him and says, "Fuck means carving, like what I'm doing to this turkey!" A few minutes later, Johnny hears a knock on the door. He walks over and answers it. He then says, "Welcome bitch and bastard, may I take your ass?" The people, looking horrified, then ask where his parents are. Johnny responds with, "My dad is putting shit on his face and my mom is fucking the turkey!"
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.