Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.