DOE jokes
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
Everybody does this
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. XD
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!