DOE jokes
Bully: "You are so stupid!"
Classmate: does nothing.
Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"
Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
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Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?