DOE jokes
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
How does Jesus whistle?
By blowing through the holes in his hands.