DOE jokes
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
this MIGHT be cosmos phone
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.