DOE jokes

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!

Crotch

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

Light Bulb

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

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  • Memes

    Orphan

    Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?

    Son

    Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?

    Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.

    Mom: Excuse me?

    Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?

    I don’t know and I don’t care.

    Orphan

    I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

    Sadly, it does not show where home is.

    Creep

    Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

    Ugliness

    You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

    Male

    What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

    "I love eating cat."

    Tower

    What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

    They both lost their tower.

    Emo

    How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.

    Orphan

    Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.

    Orphan

    Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.

    Dad

    What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.