DOE jokes
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
Does this sentence make any sense?
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?
Because it's 90 degrees.
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
How long does it take a baby to cook in the microwave?
I don't know. I close my eyes when I masturbate.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.