DOE jokes
How many babies does it take to light up a basement? I don't know, my basement is still dark.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
this MIGHT be cosmos phone
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
Why does my brother have no mom?
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!