DOE jokes
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Memes
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
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