DOE jokes
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.