DOE jokes
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?
Because it's 90 degrees.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
What does Army stand for?
Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!