DOE jokes
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
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Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make? A. A dino-snore.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
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What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.