What does the initials BIBLE stand for? Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence
What does a girl want more than anything in the world? -- Nothing. She's fine.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex? "Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience
Q: Why does Hellen Keller masturbate with only one hand? A: She moans with the other.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What does one boob say to the other boob
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.
Why does the Sun go to school? To get brighter!
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common. They never get old.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone. Knock knock. Who's there? Helen Keller. Helen Keller who? (Don't say anything). Helen Keller who? ...you will get a laugh...ty.
So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off." He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense." replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!". He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, "Say aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why y’all be buying toilet paper now I am just confused
Man goes to a doctor says he's having problems shitting so the doctor gives him so enama and says he needs to do it a few times at home but does the first one for him so the guy bends over the table lubs him up and shoves it deep in him and he yells. so later the man goes home and tells his wife he needs her help with the enama so he bends over she lubs him up puts a hand on his shouler and she shoves it up there and he starts screaming and cussing and the wife asks did I hurt u? He said no I just realized when the doctor did it he had both hands on my shoulders
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you And so did I too So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
what does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in comen? you can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna? but what about the glue said bob I ? new you would get stuck on that
What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!'
What does the depression person say to the happy person? Damn I wish I was on the stuff your on lol.
