DOE jokes
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
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What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?