DOE jokes
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.