DOE jokes
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Memes
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
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So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.