DOE jokes
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
This Mfer soooo greedy he does NOT need that much tail
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Police: Where do you live? Blonde: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Blonde: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Blonde: Together. Police: Where is your house? Blonde: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Blonde: If I tell you, you won't believe me. Police: Tell me. Blonde: Next to my house.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!