DOE jokes

What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!

What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

What does Michael Jackson like to use to clean himself? Baby wipes.

What are Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite songs? "Baby Love" and "Baby Talk to Me."

What kind of drinks does Michael Joseph Jackson like to drink? Boysenberry tea-hee-hee, and tea-hee-hee.

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?

Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?

Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.

Mom: Excuse me?

Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

What does a person eat before a race?

Answer: They fast.

What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?

A MAGAzine.

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?

"I love eating cat."

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A kinder surprise.

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.

Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.