DOE jokes
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Does this sentence make any sense?
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.