DOE jokes
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."
A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"