DOE jokes
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Why does a dwarf laugh whilst playing football?
Because the grass tickles his balls!
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.