DOE jokes
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!