DOE jokes
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Not three. My damn basement is still dark...
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!