DOE Jokes

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What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?

"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!

Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!