What does Tofu and a dildo Have in common? They both meat substitute
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb? One. To hire the Mexicans.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What does a french guy say when he falls off? Oh no, eiffel!
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick
why does the orphan like nature, he can call someone mother
What Actor does an orphan hate ?
Vin Diesel.
if i die does my depression die with me?
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point
What does the cow say when its going on holiday - MOOOOOYORK
Why does New York have the jets as their football team if those are what took out the twin towers
How much emo’s does it take to screw in a light bulb Non they sit in the dark and cry
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common
They have no why home👹
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
What does a gorilla attorney study? The law of the jungle.
Yo mama so fat her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does
What does the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips and Crack have in common? The CIA
Why does a orphan go to a sewer So it can wash up
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends
