DOE jokes
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
DOGE POKÉMON CARD!!!
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂