DOE jokes
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
this MIGHT be cosmos phone
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.