DOE jokes

Miscarriage

What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.

That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)

Baby

Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.

Memes

Homework

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Students: "Meat."

Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"

Students: "Bacon."

Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"

One of the students: "Homework!"

Stripper

How do men like their women? Striped.

How does a priest like their children? Clean.

Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.

What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.

Light Bulb

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.

Priest

What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?

They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.

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  • Hell

    I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:

    If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?

    Vampire

    What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

    "Same time next month?"

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  • Apple

    What does an apple and a gay person have in common?

    Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

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  • Masturbation

    🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍

    Shelter

    What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?

    "Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."

    Cop

    How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.