DOE jokes
So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
Memes
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.