What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
DOE Jokes
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
