DOE jokes
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.