DOE jokes
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
Memes
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.