DOE jokes

Classmate

    • Bully: "You are so stupid!"

    Classmate: does nothing.

    Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"

    Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."

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    • DOE memes

    Priest

    • What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

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    • Bedtime

    • Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

    Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

    Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

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    • Gas

    • What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.

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    • Misunderstanding

    • Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is, "Dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."

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    • Feminist

    • How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

    One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.