DOE jokes
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Memes
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.