DOE jokes
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
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How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
How many Bay Street bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
In Toronto? One to hold it up and expect the entire country to revolve around them.
What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?
Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Does it cycle now?