What does a cop say when they shoot ginger? Orange is the new black
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis? The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie
How does cheese rat cheese ?
It cheese
What does michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the force.
Ps. My brother made this up when he had no meds.... I almost died 😅
What does ATM stand for........
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom
😂🤣
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium
How many people does it take to wash the dishes? Only Juan
What does a rich person eat? 24 Karats/Carrots!
How man babies does it take to paint a house, depends how hard you throw them
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little weiners
What does michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle? Weedle Knievell.
why does this website have a home page? its an orphan joke waiting to happen
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
Where does the banana learn to split at Sunday school
