DOE jokes
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Memes
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.