DOE jokes
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.