DOE jokes
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Memes
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
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What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.