DOE jokes
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.