DOE jokes

Orphan

What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?

They have no "why home" 👹

Violence

So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

The Western Front is domestic violence.

Memes

Emo

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry.

Boulder

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?

A bolder choice.

Clock

What does a clock do when he's still hungry?

He goes back "four" seconds!

Child

My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Guy

What does a French guy say when he falls off?

Oh no, Eiffel!

Marriage License

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

Lesbian couple

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

Dahmer

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

Pregnancy

What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

Someone didn’t pull it out in time.

Ball

Michael Jackson

Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

Booty

Pirate

What does every pirate hate?

A small chest with no booty.

Hooker

What does a hooker and butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.