how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.
teahcer:what does a cow say. Susie:moo. teacher:good now what does a duck say. jimmy:the duck goes quack. teacher: now what does a pig say. little jonny: a pig says get up agaist the wall you black motherfucker
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally hereās your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! šš
why does santa not have any children he only cums once a year
How many ears does Captain Picard have? -- Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
What's does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on
How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?
Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr colin, who loves making a din, he thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, that's not what everyone shows, about his life he ploughs and ploughs, about his dog bella and his relation-ship woes... mr colin, we do not care, when you speak, our minds are not there, your life you have unnecessarily shared, when we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr colin, rumbling about his exceptions, just when someone puts something in the bin, or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, but Mr Colin, drinking too much gin, will flail all his annoying attention on him, he'll push his limits, right to the rim... And just how i love flan~ Oh he's finally gone~
@DreamBlue
Teacher: What does a chicken give you? Student: an egg! Teacher: What does a fat cow give you? Student: homework!
If you drink hand sanitizer does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........š
Why does Technoblade love Orphans?
Cause he can relate to their parents!
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
What does a "transgender" womans favorite song and his/her last online order have in common???
~they're both a dick in a box
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun does off in its mouth
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I donāt know, I canāt count while masturbating
What does fire and people have in common A: they will both eventually die out
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled leggs and toest.
How does Jesus whistle? bye s blowing through the holes in is hands
