What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
DOE Jokes
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
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What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
