DOE jokes
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees, and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing.
They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing, then his friend calls and he is groaning. He said he was having cramps, so the husband tells the doctor, "Doc, turn it up to 40%!" So he does, and his friend throws up, so he said, "Doc, turn it up to 100%!" and his friend dies.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.