Theirs a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking. At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Why does a penis tastes like octopus 🐙 stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one
What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common
They both put their meat in 10 year old buns
IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? "Same time next month?"
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered womens' shelter?
Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her.
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
why does dr. pepper come in a bottle his wife died
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
Q/How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall A/depends how hard you throw them
What does a cannibal call a pregnant women? A combo meal.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb? “You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T Bellies
Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up
what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!
Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse
Q. What does an orphan call a selfie of them self?
A. A family portrait
Where does hitler look first when he loses something? The attic
