DOE jokes

Child

    • My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.

    If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

    Sexual Harassment

    • I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

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    • Creep

    • Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

    Alcohol

    • Little Johnny was walking down an alley and saw a lamp. After he rubbed it, a genie came out and said, "You have 10 seconds to have one wish." Little Johnny says he wants to pee alcohol. The genie grants his wish. He tells his family, and his sister doesn't believe it. After having a drink, she says, "We should have this every night!" Little Johnny gets two cups every night, one for him and his sister. He does the same thing for four nights. Eventually, he ran out of cups and has one left. He gives it to himself, and his sister asks, "Where's my cup?" Little Johnny replied, "You're drinking out of the bottle tonight."

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    • DOE memes

    Poop

    • So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.

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    • Brojob

    • If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

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    • Basement

    • How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.

    Orphan

    • If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

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