DOE jokes
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"
Son: "Nah, mostly men."
Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court?"
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
🚲 🚲 🚲
😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks, “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said, “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says, “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad, “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says, “Your mother, of course,” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says, “You’re so so sexy!”
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".