How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
DOE Jokes
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
