How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
DOE Jokes
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
