DOE jokes
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
Memes
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is, "Dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? ππ
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"