DOE jokes
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
Pokémon
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
A kindergarten teacher is chatting with little John. The teacher asks John, "John, can you get me some pencils?" John replies, "Sure, I'll do it!" and accidentally knocks over a vase.
The teacher says, "Oh, John!"
John asks, "What does that mean?" The teacher replies, "It's kind of a synonym for 'You loser!'"
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!