how many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
none, because they all cry in the dark
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception? He toasts the groom
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
BecUse they wanna be wanted
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
where does the keyboard go to dinner the space bar
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
what room does a ghost not want to be in?
the living room
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die. What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
how does the bunny keep his fur neat
with a hare brush
What feature does an orphan's phone not have? A home button.
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend? To finally call someone Daddy!
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
