How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
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What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when heβs holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they canβt eat it.