DOE jokes

What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.

What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?

She had small tits.

How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.

How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?

A minor.

How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?

He toasts the groom.

What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.

Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.

What school subject does an orphan love?

PE because they actually get picked.

How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, cause they'll screw anything.

What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?

They can't reach 30.

How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.

What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?

They're both predators.

Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.

What is gay - curious 🤔 😳

👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.

👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?

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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.

If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?

What does a Mexican Highlander say?

"There can be only Juan!"

What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"

What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?

They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.