How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
DOE Jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
"we are not the same"🖕🗿🖕
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 53, 'cause my basement's still dark.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
What does a house wear?
A dress.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
