DOE jokes
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.