DOE jokes
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
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What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 53, 'cause my basement's still dark.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.