DOE jokes
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
Memes
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 53, 'cause my basement's still dark.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What does a house wear?
A dress.