DOE jokes

Brojob

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?

The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."

Van

How many times does 42 go into 9?

Get in the van to find out.

Memes

Feminist

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.

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  • Lightbulb

    How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    More than three because the basement is still dark!

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  • Baby

    How many babies does it take to paint a barn?

    Depends on how hard you throw them.

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  • Priest

    What does a priest and a clown have in common?

    They both make children cry.

    Dad

    What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.

    Incest

    How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.

    Michael Jackson

    Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?

    Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂

    Garlic

    What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Baby

    How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.