DOE jokes

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?

Push?! He fell...

Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?

He does not like roasted vegetables.

What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"

What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?

They’re both hanging in the closet.

What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.

How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?

None because they don't have a home.

What does a bouncy airplane sound like?

Boeing Boeing Boeing...

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

What does lmao mean?

Launch Missiles at orphanage.

What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!

What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.

If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?

What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?

Nothing, the pee is silent.

What does food and dark humour have in common?

Not everybody gets it.

How many times does 42 go into 9?

Get in the van to find out.

Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.

What does a noisy chilli do?

It gets jalapeno business.

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?

The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.