DOE jokes
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
I went to a sleepover at my best friend's house. He lives with his grandpa and little brother, his mom and dad. His little brother likes to run around the house naked sometimes. I can't help but notice his grandpa always looks up when he does.