DOE jokes
How many babies does it take to light up a basement?
I don't know, my basement is still dark.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Memes
lol the best pokemon card ever
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.