DOE jokes
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
Memes
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂