what does the twin towers and my ads condom both have in common they both broke and everbody cried
I have a question, does aging affect corpses too? just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?" "I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What does Kurt Cobain and emo kid have in common ? They both smell like "Teen Spirit"
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive
Why does Mexico not have a Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump,swim,and run are already here.
Where does a French cat live? -in Purr-is OR -in the Catacombs OR -in a chat-eau
Why does g-unit and c-unit stands for ?gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables? Sells the wheelchair.
What does my family and the twin towers have in common: We both played jenga
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
We’re does the killer wale go to get its teeth don.
The orca Don test
What does micheal jackson and a rock have in commen?
The are both hard
Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snowbank
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What does Michael jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket
Why does sisters have to be in a relationship because you don’t have to worry about your car
what does Joe Biden call a room full of kids, a toy room.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
