DOE jokes
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow! What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!