What does a pig call its dad...mom😂
Why does your grandma like gardening so much? Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees
What does a Viagra and Disney Land have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What does gum in my dick have in common? Both get chewed on by a little kids
my wife and I have decided that we do not want children. If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a teleBONE.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break? Her Boner
How does a tree access the internet? By logging in and branching out!
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common? They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican
What does the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common. They both went down on my dad
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? Fast food
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
What does the initials FBI stand for? Federal Bureau of Idiots
How many emo kids does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None they all are crying in a dark corner
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water? Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist
By becoming ventriloquist
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist? They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old
whats the diference between a dead person and a walkie talkie
a dead person does not walkie or talkie
How many times does 50 fit into 9 Get in a van and find out
