DOE jokes
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.