DOE jokes
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.