DOE jokes
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
Memes
Pokémon
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.