What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.