DOE jokes
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
DOGE POKÉMON CARD!!!
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.