If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
DOE Jokes
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
