DOE jokes
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
🚲 🚲 🚲
😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.