DOE jokes
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Memes
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.