DOE jokes

Dad

What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

Kid

How does a disabled kid walk to school?

He wishes he had the facilities to.

Feminist

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

Memes

Orphan

Why does the military recruit orphans?

Because homing missiles don’t target them.

Manhole

Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?

Because every manhole needs a cover.

Gay Guy

How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.

Gay

How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One if you throw it hard enough.