DOE jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, you just need to throw it hard enough.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)