What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.
a girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says suck my dick and ill buy you a dress and she does it and says to him dad your Dick tastes like shit and he says yeah your brother wanted a car
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Well it depends on how hard you throw them
how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What does a Mag and a Clip have incommon...... They are both good at School
🍷 📺 What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are ✝️ white christian nationalist? They both thank you for your financial support 👍 👍 👌 👌 😘 😘 😊 😊 💰 💰 💸 💸
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common
people go there to fix there mistakes
Why does a orphan always get out in baseball
Cause he can't run home
why does michael jackson like doge miner? he thinks its about minors dressed in doge costumes
How does the Next Train Stop for a depressive Person? Death
What store does a Orphan hate
Family tree
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft but does me being 6ft under count?
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
hangman
What show does an orphan hate the most modern family
