DOE jokes
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.