DOE jokes
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Girl: "Daddy!"
Father: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"
Father: "Mhm!"
Woman: "Daddy?"
Father: "Of course?"
Woman: "I'm a girl too!"
Father: "Does God love children?"
Boy: "Yessss..."
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.