DOE jokes
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What does a cow say? Moo.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.