DOE jokes
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What does a cow say? Moo.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Now that I think about it, Jane Doe's story actually makes complete sense. If I were dumb enough to show up blackout drunk for a threesome at a frat party, it'd probably also take me 20 days of regret to realize that being raped is a way better look than a gang-bang straight off of Pornhub.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!