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Kid

    • How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 53, 'cause my basement's still dark.

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    Brojob

    • If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

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    Orphan

    • How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.

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    Pilot

    • So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.

    Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"

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    • Child

    • How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

    Apparently not enough to impress him.

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    B.A.L.L.S.

    • My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?

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    • Cannibal

    • My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"

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