What does Stephen Hawkins say after sex? That was wheely good
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to there other side!
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick
How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate' "
What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a brojob? because it's male bonding
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
What does an orphan's father and Nemo have in common.
They are both nowhere to be found.
what does a pregnant 14 year old and her foetus? theyre both thinking; oh sh@t my moms gonna kill me!
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your Hare cut!
What type of camp does a kid with adhd go to. Concentration camp
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
What does DNA stand for? National dyslexic assosiation
Why does china have the biggest eyewear ? because all there eyes are to small
What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.
