DOE jokes

Gynecologist

What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?

They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.

Blowjob

A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"

Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"

Child

How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him.

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  • Memes

    Dad

    My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?

    Food

    What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.

    Grandma

    What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.

    What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.

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  • Intercourse

    Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"

    Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."

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  • Bill Cosby

    What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?

    The “cold and passed out” kind.

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  • Emo kid

    How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?

    None, because they all cry in the dark.

    Pride

    Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?

    Because pride is a bigger tragedy.

    Mushroom

    Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?

    Because he’s a fungi.