DOE jokes
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
How does a tree get online? They log in.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.