DOE jokes
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.