DOE jokes
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.