DOE jokes
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.