DOE jokes
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?