What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
DOE Jokes
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What does NASA stand for?
Not Another Strong Astronaut.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
