DOE jokes
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.