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What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?

Does it cycle now?

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.

Does it cycle now? 🚲

You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.

Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏

Comedian: WTF bros!

Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?

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    • Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?

    Does anyone know the song that goes like:

    Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?

    How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?

    He performs fellatio on them.

    What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?

    Spit out the feathers.

    What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

    What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

    What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?

    Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.

    Does it cycle now?

    Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?

    Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.

    What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.

    How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.