Discovery jokes
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What the heck did I discover?
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.