Discovery jokes

John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.

Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?

Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........

Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.

You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.

My family is like a treasure.

You need a map and shovel to find them.

Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?

What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?

Stephen Walkins.

"Son, I found a condom in your room."

"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"

"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"

"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."