Want to save 50% on your Chinese??......
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off, I didn't know back to school sales were already starting
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm. It gave me a discount!
why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
How do you Get a discount off groceries
Scan the emo kids wrists
Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2..
Cashier: sure!
Elderly man: danke
Why does the emos mom like taking her son to the store?Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts
Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
I went into the supermarket everything was half off. of course I took the bottom half of spider man
You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
aking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount, I served in the war?" The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?" "Nein," said the old man.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
