Disaster jokes

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.

Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

People: The Titanic is unsinkable!

Iceberg: Challenge accepted.

What did one twin say to the other?

"Watch out for the plane!"

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.