Disaster jokes
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
wear sweatpants.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.