Disaster jokes
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Thank God I went on the tenth.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.