Disaster jokes

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

Where did Holly go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?

Fall Guys.

Kid 1: "It's a bird!"

Kid 2: "It's a plane!"

Me: "It's a terrorist!"

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!