Disaster jokes

Where did Holly go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

When does a pentagon have 4 sides?

When a plane is in one of the sides.

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.

Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?

Thank God I went on the tenth.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.

What's a building's first crush? A plane.