Disaster jokes
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.