Disaster jokes
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Memes
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.