Disaster jokes
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.