Disaster jokes

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Thank God I went on the tenth.

What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.

What's a building's first crush? A plane.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.