I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there is'nt 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(.
Why did the titanic and iceberg hate each other........... b/c titanic hit it
the titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle class man said "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me." And then the wall fell on them.
Nobody :
Titanic : sYnCccCc
Iceberg : yAaaYeEee
People : yAaanOooO
Ocean : fUuudD
"I’m coming for you two!"
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
