Disaster jokes

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?

What's a building's first crush? A plane.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Thank God I went on the tenth.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.